Non-Threatening White Man T-shirt
$30.00
Warning: may be too harmless for this world. Soft-spoken, soft-shirted, and as intimidating as a golden retriever in a cardigan. This heavyweight black tee puts it all on the back in puffy, bubbly lettering, so everyone behind you knows you come in peace. Wear it to the group project, the HOA meeting, or anywhere you need to say "I will absolutely let you merge into my lane" without saying a word.
- Garment-dyed, broken-in cotton feel
- Relaxed fit
- Big, squishy white bubble print on the back
- Pairs well with khakis, apologies, and/or a tote bag